Coca-Cola evokes our memories of tried and true catch phrases like “Classic” and “The Real Thing.”

The company’s marketers work hard to portray their product as traditional and never changing. We can always count on the same syrupy concoction we’ve known for 100 years.

Given this unerring mystique, the world almost fainted when Coca-Cola rolled out New Coke years ago. Even more surprising was how bad it sucked.

Here are some lesser known, and far more epic fails, attempted by this hallowed brand. Even they eat dirt occasionally. 

Coffee Flavored Cola

Orange Flavored Cola

Vegetable Flavored Cola

Just “OK” Flavored Cola